If celebrity is as celebrity does, this matrix is a pretty good illustration of what fame could do to what is generally an already-addled mind. Props to the humor homies at Jest for such a gold mine. The precision here is uncanny.
Over the hill, under the hill, atop their own hill. This sh*t's got all the Hollywood hills, and then some. Spot your favorite whack celebs and see where they land, or try and fill in the missing personalities. Would've loved to see Skip Bayless, Billy Joe Armstrong, and Season 7 Vincent Chase. Though I guess if people could have their cake and eat it too then that wouldn't be a saying, and people would be fat as f*ck and thus likely not famous enough to be adulated for their craziness.