Do you have a GED? Did you always want to be a Navy Seal but can't run a mile in under 10 minutes? If you answered yes to these questions, you are ready to become a Campus Cop! Or at least you could be on the fictional campus of UC Santa Monica, the setting for the new satirical Web Series Campus Security in which "the failures of today protect the leaders of tomorrow!" The show hosts a cast of five hilarious, lovable loser Campus Security Guards as they try to control the wild partying college scene of UCSM overrun with hot girls, reckless fraternities, and a student body that is overall just way too intelligent for them. But they're determined to never give up despite their complete inability to succeed... and they've got segways!
So when will this gem of a series launch? The full 7 episode first season will come out this Summer 2013. However, to kick things off, the creators have put together a series of "Short Shorts" running 1-2 minutes in length showcasing the UCSM Campus Cops in action! The videos are funny as shit and include titles such as Homeless Evacuation, Blind Dog Walker, Underage Drinking and Girls Squirt and Run (not what you think, but close).
Check out the first five Campus Security Short Shorts below!