Over the past three weeks, we have released a series of "Short Shorts" by the guys behind the satirical web series Campus Security. Well the official Pilot is finally here, and it hosts sex dolls, student jumpers, YouTube pranks, and segway racing. If you've got five minutes and, let's be honest, you do, check out the pilot and some girls in Catholic school uniforms along with it (God bless Catholic school uniforms).

Also, if you have any funny Campus Security stories of your own and would like to see them made into an episode, email these guys directly at CampusSecurityShow@gmail.com. They are shooting six more full episodes to be released in Summer of 2013 and are looking for ideas! They're already shooting Stop Clap-ping, about a wild chlamydia outbreak on Campus, so that's out... but anything else is fair game! Check out the hilarious Campus Security Pilot below.