Ah, virginity stories. Most are awkward as f*ck, some are high school relationship vomit-inducers, and a select few are beyond epic. As if there were any doubt, Bryan Cranston falls into the last category. 

Cranston and "Breaking Bad" co-star Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman) are featured on the cover of this week's Rolling Stone, which hits newstands this Friday. The corresponding interview featured a diverse array of topics, though none more compelling than this tidbit:

Cranston lost his virginity to a professional at age 16 while on a “teen police explorer” trip to Europe: “Beer is a nickel, and the hookers are cheap – it was 24 guilders, which I think was $8, to get laid. We’re all writing home to our parents for more money, ‘We’re having such a good time, Mom and Dad! Please send more money! We promise to pay you back! We’ve got to protect the citizens from the hookers!’”

And to think a Chipotle burrito costs about the same amout as Cranston's hooker. A true "yea bitch" for the ages. 

[H/T: Uproxx]