If These Two Bros’ 80’s-Style Homecoming Proposal Video Doesn’t Get Them Laid, There’s A Glitch In The Matrix


If these two bros don’t get laid after this unparalleled golden nugget of cinematography, I’ll let them borrow my girlfriend. Oh wait, I don’t have a girlfriend. Mom, you around?

Ew. I can’t believe I just said that. I need to wash my mouth out with soap. Mom, you around?

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.