Brooklyn Decker told Conan last night that she got carded -- CARDED!! -- when she tried to buy "50 Shades of Grey." That can only mean this book is a must read, perhaps even for men. I've never encountered anything, in my life, that has caused me to pull out my ID before purchase that hasn't been worth the trouble of pulling out my ID. What the hell is in this book that warrants an ID check? I must find out. Surely someone has written the CliffsNotes for it by now.