Suffice it to say I am a huge fan of anything Sylvester Stallone does. I don't know why, his acting pretty much sucks, but goddammit does his shit captivate me. And the Rambo series has always been my favorite. So this is naturally something I must post. It's the same reason I posted Pearl Jam's new song two days ago, I rarely get overly personal with the stuff I cover (see: weird crimes involving genitalia), but sometimes you gotta do what feels right in your heart, your head, your dick. And this is one of those times.
Where the hell is the 4th installment? He killed like 700 people in Burma in that movie. He ripped a man's throat out for Christ's sake!
Also, total fuckin' cheap shot adding the sex scene count to make fun of the movies. We all know John J. Rambo came after each fatality he was responsible for. Plus, if that chick in Rambo II wasn't so careless getting herself killed, it was set in stone that Johnny would have double teamed her with Colonel Trautman when he got back to camp.
Don't look shocked, Colonel.
[H/T Lapham's Quarterly]