The last thing you want to hear after having a rough night is The Eagles.
Because The Eagles suck. Not the football team, the '70s rock band helmed by Don Heny and Glenn Frey. You know: "Tequila Sunrise," "Take It Easy," and "Hotel California." The band that's broken up then reunited for, like, 85 reunion tours. They are the very worst of glossy 70s pig swill. Well, right up there with Fleetwood Mac
I hate the Eagles. You know who else fucking hated The Eagles? The Dude. The Dude who abides. You know who else really hates The Eagles? South Carolina's Vernett Bader. On Monday night, Bader, 54, flipped out on her 64-year-old roommate/former lover for continuing to play The Eagles after she insisted he turn it off.
The wounded man told police that Bader grew angry with him while he was listening to the Eagles and watching television with his brother.
Bader told her roommate she didn’t want to listen to the band. He responded by telling her to shut up, the report states.
Bader grabbed a serrated knife from a kitchen drawer and swung it at the man, police said.
When the two men wrestled the knife away from Bader, she went back into the kitchen and found another, the report states.
Police said Bader admitted that she stabbed her roommate, but alleged that she did so out of self-defense because he was choking her.
Investigators did not see any marks or injuries on her neck, according to the report.
All three people were intoxicated when the stabbing occurred, police said.
The winner here is obviously The Dude. Abide: