When we last left Beyonce and Jay Z, they were having housing issues, not me and you housing issues of having to crash on a friend’s couch that has Cheetos crumbs in the crevices from the last time the New York Mets made the playoffs. Their housing problems stemmed when they were outbid for a gorgeous $70 million Beverly Hills mansion by the Minecraft guy. But money apparently can’t buy happiness because even with that 23,000-sqauare-foot mega mansion with sweeping panoramic views of downtown Los Angeles to the shores of Malibu Beach, he was depressed. Awww poor multi-billionaire. But Beyonce and Jay can’t be worried about that shit. Life goes on man. Plus when that multi-million door closed, it allowed another multi-million door to opened.
The world’s second richest celebrity couple managed to find another magnificently extravagant Hollywood property. The power couple, who made a combined $110.5 million in 2014, are renting out a $45 million Holmby Hills palace. The extraordinary property was the exact house that the very affluent Jeffrey Lebowski owned mansion in the 1998 cult classic The Big Lebowski. Now it’s “The Big Lebeyonski.” AMIRITE! That was fucking stupid.
More recently, the residence belonged to former Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt, and he put the property up for sale last year. And once again, Beyonce and Jay Z did not win, and lost the home to a British billionaire who purchased the abode for $45 million. Now this rich fuck decides he doesn’t really like Los Angeles and is renting out the house. Not to be left out in the cold once again, they signed a one-year lease on the mansion for an astounding $150,000 A MONTH. No big deal for the couple with a combined net worth of $1 billion. The fact that Jay Z and Beyonce are renting, is the only similarity that you and I have with the power couple.
The 20,000-square-foot, five-bedroom, six-bathroom European style villa features an Olympic-sized indoor pool with spa, outdoor pool with waterfall, massage room,steam room, gourmet commercial kitchen, library/screening room, dance studio and an atrium. Best of all it’s just walking distance to the Playboy Mansion! I imagine that platinum records will really tie the rooms together.
Hopefully all of the rugs have been cleaned so that they have no piss on them.
You can see pics of the mansion on TMZ.