My utopian dream world is like every other Bro's utopian dream world: It's filled with endless Busch Light, Sundays where your team always wins, and a satisfying ending to the most Brotastic show of all time, Entourage. I'm a walking stereotype, right down to the Southern Tide polos.
>Unfortunately, things are looking bleaker and bleaker ever since Adrian Grenier posed with President Barack Obama, promising to make the Entourage movie if POTUS was in it. Thanks, Obama.
Vinny may be doing the movie, but Turtle... Fucking TURTLE, of all people, is holding up production. The film was scheduled to drop in April or May of 2014, but there's no way that's happening since it hasn't started filming yet.
Today we learn via the show's executive producer and inspiration, Mark Wahlberg, that "someone's being greedy." He didn't name names when speaking to the TMZ camera guy, but someone clearly isn't playing ball with getting a movie made that a lot of Bros would pay $20+ to see with their boys. This depresses me for some reason.
Whoever is holding out, get your shit together. If the Entourage movie turns out like Medellin, I'm not sure I'll have anything to live for in my 30s.
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