I'm pretty sure Trevor from Grand Theft Auto V doesn't actually have a cousin, but if he does, this is what I imagine he looks like. Not only that, this idiot says he jacked a car, kidnapped a lady, and destroyed a bunch of other cars because "He wanted to see what Grand Theft Auto was like." You know how in GTA when you get arrested, you just waltz right out of jail like it ain't no thing, Bro? Yeah, that's not real life. Have fun serving time, bud. Via WDSU:
Witnesses said the owner of the truck pulled up in the parking lot of the bar and got out of the vehicle. He left the truck running and a female passenger was sitting in a truck alone. Then, the suspect, Zachary Burgess, 20, of Hoover, Ala., got in and tried to steal the vehicle.
“When he tried to flee the parking lot there were several cars blocking the way,” Cpl. Don Coppola said. “He began ramming into the parked cars.” The female in the vehicle was reportedly being held in the truck against will. She claims that Burgess “forcibly” held her captive in the truck.
“The passenger was able to jump out of the vehicle and get to safety,” Coppola said.
Burgess allegedly struck a total of nine vehicles.
During questioning Burgess allegedly told an officer that he “wanted to see what it was really like to play the video game Grand Theft Auto.”
Update: Turns out Zachary Burgess is freshman lacrosse player on the Auburn team. Of fucking course he's a lax Bro...