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Adam Duritz Is On The Cover Of AARP Magazine, Because YOU ARE OLD AS FUCK

By / 08.01.14

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Adam Duritz is 50. He’s probably about the same age as Mr. Jones, if not older. Just to rub it in your face that you’re OLD AS FUCK, he’s on the cover of AARP Magazine this month, dreads and all.

The ’90s were sooooooooo long ago that VH1 doesn’t even make specials about them any more.

I’ll pause and let you think about your life choices up until now, bros old fucking men.

Maybe we’ll live long enough to see flying cars in a couple years, eh?

Adam Duritz (probably) had sex with Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox back in the day.

Your mom thinks Friends went off the air just a couple of weeks ago.

You’re old as fuck.

[H/T: Uproxx]


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Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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