by Brandon Cohen on July 16, 2014


Wow, I haven’t been this into 90s Rock since the release of the greatest compilation CD ever, The Buzz.

Have you ever seen so much swagger in one picture? I would’ve loved to have been there for this photoshoot. The Rock saunters in, fanny pack dangling like a goddamn boss. He says to the photographer, “where should I set down my fanny pack?” The photographer looks at him for a moment, squints his eyes as the vision comes to him, and he insists, “no, no… leave it on.”

What resulted is one of the most epic throwback pics I’ve ever seen. If every fraternity in the country doesn’t immediately turn this picture into a Fathead to post at the entrance of their house, then they should immediately lose their charter.

I wish I had the balls to start rocking the turtleneck, chain, fanny pack, flat top combo, but I just don’t think I have what it takes to pull it off. Someday…

[H/T Next Impulse Sports]

Brandon Cohen

About Brandon Cohen...

Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.