13. "In the Line of Fire"
A triple-Oscar nominated American thriller in which veteran Secret Service agent (Eastwood) remains tormented that he was unable to save JFK years earlier. So when threats for the new president arises in the form of John Malkovich, so does Eastwood's obsession and my general love of America.

14. "Bourne Identity"
You can't miss with the Bourne flicks. Damon plays a world-class spy who does not remember any details of his life. Follow him as he figures out why and where he comes from.

15. "Friday"
Ice Cube and Chris Tucker are from South Central L.A. and like weed and women. Should I explain much more? It's funny as shit.

16. "Full Metal Jacket"
Directed by Stanley Kubrick, "Jacket" offers a dark look at the trials of American soldiers in Vietnam, but it's Pvt. Pyle (Vincent D'Onofrio) who steals the first half of the movie.

17. "Tears of the Sun"
I can't leave a Bruce Willis movie off the list. He plays a Navy SEAL in the jungles of Africa who must rescue a doctor, who happens to be smokeshow Monica Bellucci. Watch Willis guide 40 injugred Nigerian patients through hell.

18. "Warren Miller's: Cold Fusion"
Since AG's ski trip recently was cancelled, at least the guy can feel like he's carving the slopes. Warren Miller is a ski doc*mentary legend. The soundtrack on this badboy is also epic. Miller captures the mountain at its purest moments… via heli-skiing.

19. "The Saint"
Val Kilmer is thief Simon Templar who avoids heat by using the names of obscure saints. For his next job, Templar must steal the formula for cold fusion, but of course a smoking hot babe (Elisabeth Shue) makes him consider which is more important… cash or chicks? Cash.

20. "Sex Drive"
A dude is desperate to lose his virginity at 18 (late bloomer), so he drives from Chicago to Knoxville. Of course, shit goes wrong, but let this be a lesson: never drive more than a half hour for golden snatch.

21. "Heist"
Another screen great, Gene Hackman, must pull off one final robbery before he leaves the game forever. Also stars Danny DeVito.

22. "Step Brothers"
You should have seen this already, but if not, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are grown men who move in together when their single parents get married. Ridiculousness ensues. Fucking Catalina wine mixer.

23. "District 9"
Usually sci-fi movies suck, but this one is amazing. It was nominated for Best Picture last year at the Academy Awards. Basically, after aliens land on earth, we let them live near us, in containment camps, but when we attempt to move them… shit can only go wrong.

24. "Out Cold"
Simple: Dudes love to snowboard at their favorite mountain where they crush brews. But then someone tries to take their mountain! Stars Zach Galifianakis before anyone knew who he was.

25. "The Football Factory"
A sweet movies about a guy who spends his days working a boring job, but whose weekends are fueled by drugs, sex, soccer, and soccer fights. It's a more real version of "Green Street Hooligans." It's crazy these soccer bouts.