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Watch a Delightful Supercut of Jack Bauer Threatening People

By 05.06.14


Jack is back.

Last night, 24 returned after a four year hiatus. Jack killed 456 people in a sixty minute episode using a single bullet. Alright, he didn’t, but if that were the truth would it shock any fan of the show?

Even more impressive than Jack ability to erase human life is his knack for threatening human life (right before he kills it).

Enjoy this super cut of the best Jack Bauer threats from the first eight seasons of 24.

I said enjoy it, or I’ll cut your balls off and feed them to you in a hearty but not too heavy soup.

[via Esquire]

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