4-foot-5 11-year-old Julian "Handles" Newman is the starting point guard for Downey Christian Academy, a high school. Newman is also leading the state in assists. If you ever read this New York Times profile, I guarantee you'll come away loving the kid, who might be doomed by his two sub-5-foot-7 parents but is handling all this young success really well anyway.

Newman was on Conan last night to show off the skills made famous in that viral YouTube video. Naturally, he schooled the tall redhead, as well as Andy Richter and some bozo from the "Big Bang Theory." Check it out: