Everything Wrong With ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Is Here to Crap on Your Childhood

Leave Ninja Turtles alone!

Watch Jimmy Kimmel Prove That People Will Buy Anything, No Matter How Dumb, If Its Made By Apple

Maybe it's time to diversify the brands we buy.

What Is The #BruhMovement And Why Is It Taking Over Vine?


Watch Conan O’Brien Get Anally Impaled By A Sharktopus In This Clip From ‘Sharktopus Vs. Pteracuda’

Top notch "acting."

Watch Gordon Ramsey Ride Jimmy Kimmel’s Ass Into The Ground Over The Fact That He Sucks At Making Eggs

I expect no less out of Ramsey, but really Kimmel? Come on.

Watch a Preview for Nathan Fielder’s Epic ‘Dumb Starbucks’ Prank

Back in February, Nathan Fielder made the residents of Los Angeles look pretty stupid by opening a store called "Dumb Starbucks."

Bros, Have You Ever Wanted To Be A Superhero AND Get To Be On T.V.? Well Now’s Your Chance At The San Diego Comic Con

Childhood dreams = coming true.

The People Passing Out On Live TV Supercut Is The Height Of Comedy

I could watch a forty minute version of this.

Don’t Lie. You Kind of Want to See What Kinky Shit Happens in the ’50 Shades of Grey’ Trailer, Don’t You?

Do you want to see the "50 Shades of Grey" trailer? You know you do. It'll be our little secret.

Singapore’s Anti-Gambling PSA is Actually a Pro-Gambling Hype Video

Gambling: perfectly healthy.

Pizza Hut Is Making a Real-Life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza-Thrower

Last night, around 12:43AM, I had a huge craving for Pizza Hut.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Crashed Dwayne Johnson’s Reddit AMA

Peak Celebrity Winning the Internet Behavior.

Welp, We’re Getting a ‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5′

Because why stop?

‘Nathan for You’ Figured Out a Way to Sell Alcohol to Minors and It Resulted in Some Brilliant Television

You need to be watching this show.

Movies You Secretly Watch Every Time They’re On

If you were born in the mid/late 80s, then these movies are a must watch every time you flip past them on ABC Family while

16 Most WTF Headlines WorldStarHipHop Has Ever Written

Their headline writer is the voice of a generation.

Breaking Down Every Character From ‘Street Fighter II’ for SNES

The best game ever.

Super Strong Bro Breaks Part of Ninja Warrior Course, Still Posts Best Time

Talk about serious ninja moves.

Watch A Seven Year-Old Tell Jimmy Kimmel Not To Teach His Babies To Throw Knives On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’

The lamest 7 year-old you've ever seen.

Watch Jon Stewart From ‘The Daily Show’ Start A Kickstarter To Buy CNN

Well, that's one way to get me to maybe watch CNN.

Jimmy Fallon Makes Dwayne Johnson Explain What He Kept In His Fanny Pack In This Awesome 90s Throwback Photo

In which we learn what The Rock kept in his leather fanny pack in 1996

The Rock’s Beard In ‘Hercules’ Was Made of Something Gross, You Guys

Does this mean The Rock is incapable of beard growth? That's devastating.

Jimmy Fallon and The Rock are ‘The Fungo Brothers,’ America’s Worst Fitness Duo

Two guys who look remarkably similar in tank tops.

Bill Murray Enjoys Soft-Serve Just Like the Rest of Us

Ah, breaking news about the man, the myth, the legend, Bill Murray: Turns out he enjoys soft serve just like the rest of us!

Will the World Fall Into Utter Chaos During FXX’s 552-Episode Simpsons’ Marathon?


Snoop Dogg Says He Smoked Weed in the White House

Jimmy Kimmel went on Snoop Dogg’s “GGN” YouTube show recently, asking the D.O.-Double G if he ever smoked marijuana in the White House. His answer?

Kate Hudson Went On Jimmy Fallon Last Night And The Two Had A Competition Over Who Was The Better Liar

Fallon killin' it with the weird games, as usual.

Listen to Dan Bilzerian’s Entire Interview With Howard Stern

Earlier today, contributing editor Brandon Cohen outlined a lot of the highlights from Dan Bilzerian's interview this morning with Howard Stern.

The Rock Made a Literal Fuckton of Money on Movies Last Year

So much fucking money.

Ben Stein Gave This Ungrateful Escort Money For Nude Pregnant Photos

Who could've guessed that an escort would be a big pain in the ass?