Watch Justin Bieber Almost Run Down An Old Lady While Illegally Riding His Motorcycle On The Sidewalk

Roads? Where the Biebs is going, he doesn’t need roads. Technically, he does, because he’s driving a Can-Am Spyder around […]

A Breakdown of the Cheesiest Trailer of 2014: ‘Dolphin Tale 2′

Have you not watched?

Stone Cold Steve Austin’s Rant About Performing Oral Sex On A ‘Sasquatch’ Needs To Be Heard

Steve's one of those guys who has it all figured out.

If You Take Out The Filler In ‘Pawn Stars’ And Cut It Down To Three Minutes, It’s Still Really Boring

Nope, not into it.

Artie Lange Told Jimmy Fallon Hilarious Story of Having Sex with Vegas Strippers And How He Kept Them from Stealing His Shit

Artie Lange had Jimmy Fallon laughing his ass off last night as he taught The Tonight Show audience and AMERICA […]

Artie Lange and Giada De Laurentiis Played a Bizarre Game of Catchphrase on the ‘Tonight Show’

And chose different levels of dressing up.

Justin Bieber Shaved His Little Rat ‘Stache

This is really big news.

Everything Wrong With ‘National Treasure’ Ignores the Fact that Nothing Is Wrong With ‘National Treasure’

LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

Shia LaBeouf Couldn’t Have Looked Any Less Enthused to Be Doing the Ice Bucket Challenge

I see a lot of pain behind those eyes.

Calling ALL of Hollywood: Make This Man an Actor

cc Bollywood

Hugh Jackman Deadlifts 400-Pounds With More Ease Than Most of Us Pass Gas

In which¬†Hugh Jackman deadlifts 400-pounds to remind us that he does, in fact, lift, Bro. And he lifts an impressive […]

The Best Stoner Moments in ‘The Simpsons’ History

We have grown to love the dysfunctional family that is the Simpsons.

Did Hanging Out With Me Drive Taylor Swift Back Into The Arms of John Mayer?

Just stab me through the heart with your guitar.

Lindsay Lohan Got So Incredibly Wet Last Night…

...Because Jimmy Fallon helped her do the Ice Bucket Challenge.

Jennette McCurdy Has a Pretty Funny Web Series Making Fun of Her Life

Like all professional hustles, sometimes you just need to level out.

A Dude Spent an Hour on Gchat Today Describing the Plot of ‘Stick It’

Productive!

Nick Offerman’s Shower Thoughts Are Why We Love Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman is a hero to Bros everywhere.

David Spade Just Upped The Stakes Of The Ice Bucket Challenge

Joe Dirt ain't dirt poor.

THESE FISH ARE PLAYING STREET FIGHTER

Money.

Here’s Your First Look At Jason Momoa From ‘Game Of Thrones’ As Jim Thorpe On ‘Drunk History’

Drinking + history + Game of Thrones = okay by me.

Jimmy Fallon Played ‘GoldenEye 007′ With Pierce Brosnan Last Night And They Were Both Awful At It

That was only slightly embarrassing.

27 Simpsons Facts You Probably Don’t Know

"Where's my burrito! Where's my burrito! Where's my burrito!"

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are Back Together And Really Creeping Out Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Back together ... at last?

Gilbert Gottfried Reading Bill Pullman’s ‘Independence Day’ Speech Is a Form of Torture If Listened to on Repeat

No. Just no.

Was Bill Cosby On Drugs During His Jimmy Fallon Interview? Because I Think Bill Cosby Was On Drugs.

What am I watching right now...

Here’s How I Ended Up Eating Pizza With Taylor Swift In Her Apartment Last Night

I assure you that this was not just some fever dream.

Rory McIlroy Destroyed Jimmy Fallon at Breaking Glass With Golf Balls, While Tiger Woods Just Hung Out

Tiger's having fun.

This Is What It Would Look Like If Michael Bay Took An Explosive Dump All Over Pixar’s ‘Up’

See what I did there? No? You will.

Mel Gibson May Or May Not Have Just Finished A Giant Coke Binger Right Before He Did This Interview

*Sniff*

Amy Schumer Wore Granny Panties to Do Something That Wasn’t the Ice Bucket Challenge

Earlier this month I was at the Comedy Cellar when Amy Schumer dropped in for a surprise set on a […]