Mind = blown.
Adam Duritz is 50.
Don't grab her butt.
Papa's got a brand new bag... of hallucinogenic drugs.
I can think of worse ways to spend my time.
Apparently you're not supposed to do that?
The best sports trilogy of all time, hands down. Gordon Bombay is a Bro hero.
Pandering to an older demographic, I see.
I'm already giving this movie two boobs up.
Leonardo DiCaprio is no fan of Justin Bieber.
Last night, Stephen Colbert took a blow from his normal schtick of mocking politics and other world events to tackle this very unimportant story.
This evening, like the rest of the Twitter, I slammed beers and watched Sharknado 2.
Some things in life are just too important to screw up. Pouring the perfect pint of beer is one of them.
The beef goes digital.
I love watching Russell Brand pick-apart just how silly and stupid the American mainstream news media is.
"Hey Brain. If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he do it?"
"Don Lemon's ZESTY News Bowl"
There is absolutely nothing more annoying than people who boast and brag about reading the Game of Thrones books
This "full house" was full of tears and sadness.
Fuck that bootleg cam-copy shit.
Poking the bear.
TMZ just broke the news about something many of us in the universe can get behind: Punching Justin Bieber in the face.