You know all the little things girls say that get under your skin? The stuff that makes you clinch your teeth and question your entire relationship? For instance, "Can you do me a huge favor?" followed by a random task she could easily do herself. No, I can't do you the huge favor of pouring you a glass of water. How about you get off your ass and do it yourself? Can't you see I'm busy playing Xbox and laughing at my audible farts? Jesus.