TCU decided to change the lyrics to "Call Me Maybe" and perform it -- a little too merrily for anyone's taste -- at an orientation for incoming freshmen. It was NOT successful. If only for a second, every about-to-be freshman in that crowd had to be second-guessing their decision. I'm telling you, you'd have to look far and wide, and maybe even attend a Nickelback concert, to find a bigger collection of human debris on one stage. Terrible rendition. Pitiful, really.