Here's the answer to what you buy the man who has everything for his birthday. Provided that you think your husband would like this and you're not into buying him a hooker. I mean, that would've just been common courtesy. Anyway, Steve thought he was going out to a nice quiet brunch with his family, but the Mrs. had a surprise under that Maria Bello hat of hers. She orchestrated and participated in a flash mob to honor her Hall of Fame husband's birthday.