He’ll get his wish if the New York Yankees closer keeps his word. For his sake, we hope the cutter-throwing right-hander does make it back. Anyone who would pen a love letter to an athlete parodying a Journey song is, by definition, not completely stable.

I’ll give the guy credit, though. Some serious homework and permit gathering went into this little diddy. They don’t let just anyone out onto that field next to Yankee Stadium with wire-rimmed glasses and a guitar.

[H/T: Off the Bench]