You've got to ask yourself why were these students kicked off Susquehanna University's D3 football team by the school's athletic director for such a harmless video? Was it the mere use of the university's facilities to make a video? Is the AD still on Psy's dick? Does she (yes, the athletic director is a she) not think men should be pretending to dry hump other men? Or was the entire video coming to a boil and then it all went flying over the edge when the guy at the end of this nefarious production pretended to brumski another man's asshole as they performed a standing sixty-nine on each other? So many questions...

Luckily, you can get answers from Athletic Director, and Pat Summit doppelganger, Pamela S. Samuelson as her number is listed right here. Don't tell her J.Camm sent you, but do ask for her thoughts on Martina Navratilova. I bet they're vast. 

Here's the tip we got from our reader:

Susquehanna University's AD has kicked 10+ players off the football team for filming a harlmen shake video in the schools weight room.

Via SU's Tight End and Long Snapper Logan Skillman:

@footballscoop bunch of my teammates thrown off for a dance... There are much worse things that go unpunished at every school every day

— Logan Skillman (@Skillmaster_84) February 15, 2013