I hope you had a fantastic St. Patty's Day weekend which included plenty of drinking and merriment. I imagine that there was plenty of Jameson shots and Irish car bombs to go around. In the same time it took you to chug a shot and wince, this guy pounded a bottle of vodka.

When we last left YouTube user Shoenice he was uncapping and drinking three Budweisers in 30 seconds without using his hands. Well since then he's been keeping busy the only way he knows how, by chugging a bottle of Goldschlager, chomping down on a box of crayons, and swallowing a bottle of hand sanitizer. Now he's consuming an entire bottle of Absolute Vodka in one gulp in a speedy 15 seconds. I'm a fancy man so I only drink Belvedere or Kettle One, but I'm enjoying a gentleman's cocktail and not inhaling the entire bottle in the blink of an eye. So in the time it took him to guzzle the bottle of liquor, you could have watched a YouTube pre-video commercial or had sex with Kate Upton twice. I much prefer the latter.