I've woken up in some places, and next to some "things," that would make a billy goat puke, but I don't know if any rival how disgusting it is to unconsciously french kiss a urinal. Because I'm fairly certain he's doing that -- during the wet dream he appears to be having -- at the 13-second mark.

So this video begs the question: Where is the worst place you've drunkenly passed out or even woken up (since some of us gifted individuals sleepwalk far, far away from the place we initially went to bed)?

Waking up next to a homely chick notwithstanding, I've had two mornings that are on this level. First, was the night I tried to go drink for drink with Andre the Giant's son and second was when I sleepwalked into a stranger's apartment, pissed all over his belongings, fell asleep on his couch, and was rudely woken up by him threatening to murder me.