Spotted at an Iowa Hawkeyes tailgate: One crokie-wearing dizzy-batter who loses control of his bat when it comes time to swing. The bat sails through the air and ends up hitting a bystander in the face. Poor form, sir. For the sake of men everywhere, we hope he had the manners to go over there and apologize afterwards. If not, well, he's a huge douchebag.

[H/T: Guyism]