A girl in China was minding her own business, walking down the street, and chatting on her cell phone. She wasn’t hurting anybody. And then a giant sinkhole sucked her down six-meters-deep into the earth.
A passing cab driver saw the whole thing go down and got all superhero, climbing down there to rescue her. He said she had to shake her in order to get her to wake up and that she wouldn’t stop crying. Hey, that’s totally understandable. You don’t prepare to be dragged straight to hell in the middle of the afternoon.