Jesus. I can't decide whether to be optimistic for the future after watching this, or feel that my life has been an unequivocal failure.

Meet Tanishq Abraham. He's eight years old, attends college classes, was inducted into Mensa four years ago and spends his free time thinking about the future of the universe, particle physics and cures for diseases. He'd also like to "design a rocket that can go faster than the speed of light." Of course he would.

In case you were wondering, Abraham takes college level classes with 18-22-year-olds at American River College. You can even see them looking bewildered and overwhelmed in the video as the eight-year-old beats them to every answer. It's funny!