So, what's it take to throw a party that "officially throws you into the 'AS*HOLE' category and causes all the neighbors to freak out in Arden-On-The-Severn, Maryland? The usual: A little booze, a DJ, a little fun jumping off a dock into a river. All things considered, it's nothing over-the-top or insanely special; just a good time with friends on a beautiful Saturday afternoon. Here's a gallery of 12 photos from Saturday's party in Maryland that inspired such an angry missive from the neighbors.