Well, you just freakin' knew Vodka Sam's mugshot would inevitable hit the web, didn't you? And here it is, via Deadspin, before all those shameless, humblebrag #YOLO tweets. Yep, @vodka_samm's mugshot looks exactly what I'd imagine someone who blew a .341 BAC looks like. In fact, that's exactly what I picture the #1 party girl at the #1 party school looking like. For pete sake, chill with the YOLOing and take care of yourself, @vodka_sam.