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USC Bro Traveling Around Europe For the Summer in a Bathrobe

By 06.09.14

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As someone who once-upon-a-time studied abroad, I know it can be pretty obnoxious to follow a social media account of a college student studying abroad in Europe. There’s a lot of opportunistic “Hey look at where I AM!” gloating to your friends and loved ones back home while you’re posing next to the Colosseum or Great Wall of China. All the cultured smugness can get pretty nauseating after a while. It gets even worse when you come back from your journey of traveled enlightenment and force your “experiences”upon everyone in your friend circle.

That said, a USC Bro has come up with a pretty funny way of documenting his adventures abroad: By roaming around Europe in a bathrobe and posing next to some of the world’s most iconic landmarks while robin’ like Hugh Hefner. Appropriately, he’s calling himself @bathrobecrusader:

I am traveling Europe for the summer in style and have created a new Instagram, @bathrobecrusader. I am a student at the University of Southern California. For example, I will be in Tropez soon with a group of ballers (for lack of a better word), and will be getting tables at VIP Room and will walk in wearing my bathrobe. I have been doing this at clubs in different countries almost every night and at famous attractions almost every day.

I can’t wait to see the ridiculous pictures of this guy in the VIP Room in St. Tropez or sitting at the baccarat table in table in Monaco. Points if you get a bathrobe pics on some Russian Oligarch’s yacht.

You’re a James Bond for people who have no aspirations in life beyond obvious Internet fame whoring. We salute you for that, @bathrobecrusader.

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Buckingham Palace, London:

Trafalgar Square, London:

National Gallery, London:

“Coffee Shop”, Amsterdam:

Van Gogh Museum, Amsterdam:

Rjikes Museum, Amsterdam:

Rjikes Museum, Amsterdam:

The Louvre Museum, Paris:

Westminster, London:

Tuileries, Paris:

Mary Antoinette House, Versailles, France

Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips:
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