I agree. Cranberry juice is f*cking dope.
In all honestly, this kid is somewhat my hero. His ability to defy the usual squirmish pre-college protocol is uncharacteristically phenomenal, and his fearlessness in "putting himself out there" in such bold fashion isn't something you see every day. Not to mention, bird-watching is among one of the Brommunity's fastest-growing sports.
LOL all you want, but this guy is onto something.
[H/T: College Humor, S/G College Humor]