University of Florida Bro Has a Ridiculous Facebook Rant About College Girls In the Library… Or Something?

Buzzfeed has already asked all the questions there are to ask about this senior University of Florida Bro’s rant about “facey hoes” in the library. Still, though, this Bro’s “real talk shit” on the UF Class of 2014 Facebook page is one of the most insane things I’ve ever read. Poor guy is mad about everything: “facey hoes, “disgracey hoes,” “jabronis.” 

What the hell is in the water in Florida? Anyone know an interpreter I can hire to translate this Floridaese?

 

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