College
by Brandon Wenerd on May 13, 2014

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Ah… Senior Week in Happy Valley. Good to see that some things never really change.  The McDonalds on College Avenue in State College is a shit show at 3am after the bars close and everyone has the drunk munchies, but one especially turnt up girl took things to a whole new level. Via State College.com:

The events began to unfold shortly after 3 a.m. at the McDonald’s on East College Avenue where police say a 22-year-old female threw a “wet floor” sign at the manager and attempted to hit the manager.

The woman also lifted her skirt over her head multiple times exposing her nude lower body to those who were inside the restaurant, police say.

When officers arrived, police say the woman resisted arrest.

Ultimately, the woman was transported to Mount Nittany Medical Center for an alcohol overdose.

At the hospital, police say the woman continued to be resistant, forcing police officers and hospital security officers to restrain her until doctors medically sedated her.

Police expect to file misdemeanor charges against the woman at a later date.

How kind of the State College fuzz to not release her name right before walking across the stage for graduation. Apparently some companies don’t like this type of behavior in their new-hires? Pssh… She sounds awesome in our book.

I miss college so damn much. Cheers and beers to someone pulling this move in post-grad life at an office happy hour.

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Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.