by Brandon Wenerd on October 2, 2013

Huffington Post laid out his main talking points in convenient listicle format, because that's the only way to get a millenial's attention.

1. You don't have to have a dream.

2. Don't seek happiness.

3. Remember, it's all luck.

4. Exercise.

5. Be hard on your opinions.

6. Be a teacher.

7. Define yourself by what you love.

8. Respect people with less power than you.

9. Don't rush.

Millenials, keep that in mind the next time your bitching about how “sad” post-grad life is.