Each and every time we do a college rankings, Wisconsin seems to shine. Every single one of us sorta wishes we’d gone there instead. Sporting a vibrant party culture and Midwesterners dying to escape the Bible Belt, Madison is a petri dish for casual hookups. And hey, people are trading booty for tuition.
Anyone who has ever been to Syracuse during a raging snowstorm knows there’s only one way to stay warm. And it’s by banging the hottie from down the hall. Don’t believe what you read, the Orange are DTF.
The good news is, they’re having sex. The bad news is, they’re having very unhealthy sex. A real mixed bag here. Try to do better, guys.
New Mexico State
See above. But hey, at least New Mexico State is making headlines!
New York University
When your school is located amid a million sexually liberated young people, it’s hard not to get laid. Considering the cost of tuition, it’s only fair that orgasms are aplenty. Intrepid future leaders, NYU students are also predictably on the cutting edge of random hook-ups.
From the always-reliable College Prowler: "The odds of finding a significant other at USC are really good, just because there are so many options. There are slightly more females than males on campus, but you wouldn't even be able to tell by walking around campus. While many students date or hook up, the majority of students are not involved in serious, long-term relationships." Well, that settles it. People are assuredly down to clown.
Playboy gave the Tar Heels the highest of marks for genital-touching arts. We can think of no bigger compliment for a student body to receive. And apparently it’s even better to be a dude on campus because there’s a surplus of women and a shortage of men to fulfill their needs. Whoever is writing the brochure for UNC needs to include this fun fact in unavoidable bold print. Truly a great selling point for an institution of higher learning.
Miami University (Ohio)
Like we’d ever leave them off a list. Do you even realize the hate mail we’d get? You’re the best at everything, Miami! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Plymouth State University
What? You’ve never heard of Plymouth State? The live free or die with a hard dick school in picturesque New Hampshire? Then you’re missing out. They party hard, they hook up without a second thought and they’re not the least bit self-conscious about it. If having fun were a varsity sport, they’d not only be a D-I school, they’d be in a class all their own.