Sex is an important part of any college experience. Looking back, we can’t remember our classes, our professors, or our grades. What we do remember, however, are our sexual conquests.
We wondered which schools were excelling in hook-up arts. Here’s what we found.
First off, let’s just get this out of the way: every single person thinks his or her college is the modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah, where the bodily fluids flow like wine through idyllic tree-lined campuses. But not all schools are created equal in the doin’ it department.
Some stand out.
New Jersey’s premier university is one mobile bang factory. With a bleak campus reliant on a vast public transportation system, casual encounters are as ubiquitous as gum on a bus seat. The implementation of gender-neutral dorms in 2011 allowed students to bunk with members of the opposite sex. While that may be a recipe for disaster down the road, it facilitates uninterrupted copulation. More power to you guys over there. God knows you could use some good press.
An absolute no-brainer. Even though the Tempe school’s notorious party-hard reputation has taken a hit in recent years, there’s a perfect storm of sexual activity here. Beautiful people. Warm weather. Jello shots. You don’t have sex at ASU, you fall into it. Why do you think they call themselves Sun Devils? It’s not for being good.
Wait, what is Harvard doing on this list? Well, for one thing, they have an entire week dedicated to sex. This, of course, is the byproduct of highly evolved minds. There’s also apparently a big 50 Shades of Grey thing happening in Cambridge where they’re acting out Eve 6’s unforgettable “tie me to the bedpoooooooost” lyric. Also, Frank from 30 Rock got a squeezer from an Indian chick in a bunk bed while there. Major points for that.