Anyway, those percentages above are actually estimated to be accurate. 30% of the test's takers really will not make it through the arduous, three-day shitstorm with at least a passing grade. And, if you find yourself among that select few, destined to quietly hit the books 'till at least next February, then you can do better than to break the news like this guy. He hasn't taken the test yet, but he's already hedged his bets with this letter to his parents, dated for when the scores come back in November. It's a master course in setting expectations low. Highlight: “Farming cocaine.”
[H/T: Above the Law]
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