God, look at that prickish, douche brah up there. I’m all for peacocking on spring break, but this dude takes it to a terrible extreme. Royal blue shades, pink tank, whatever the hell that necklace is, and some shitty, shitty sandals.
For some reason he’s stepping to a much bigger, chiller bro. Then, when things get dicey, he runs. Hops in a fleeing truck like the chump that he is. But not for long. Not for long at all.
And good. That dude needed some sense knocked into him.
[Via Deadspin]