8. A Chance to Meet Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend

If you have online friends you haven’t met, this is a perfect time to set something up. Have her bring some friends and meet you on the beach. It is a safe environment and if she isn’t real, it’s cool. You can drown away your sorrows with one of the beach bums in thong bikini’s. I am sure you can find at least one that would love to hear your catfish story. And if you don't have one, make it up.

7. Sleeping In

Well, it isn’t really sleeping in as much as it is waking up. But at least you don’t have to worry about an alarm on Spring Break. They don’t exist. And if you have a buddy that wants to set one, wait until he falls asleep, grab his iPhone, and see if it floats in the pool. Problem solved. Now go take another shot.

6. Road Trippin'

Every great college story begins with a car ride. One of the best moments in any man’s life is his first road trip with his college buddies. If you need an example, go watch the movie Road Trip. I am not saying it is exactly like that but I have never rode in a car on my way to Spring Break and not had at least one crazy “oh shit” moment.

5. Staying High (On Life)

Drugs are bad. However, if you party at one of the few great Spring Break destinations around the US, drugs will be readily available. Just make sure to keep it green and don’t go white. You want to have a good time, not ruin your life.

4. Meet New People

Spring Break isn’t just about having sex, drinking beer, and going to the beach. It is also about meeting new people and making friends. It sounds cheesy but Spring Break is a great place to grow your friend network. You might even find yourself taking some very odd pictures with strangers that could turn out to be members of Congress. Wouldn’t it be nice to ask your new friend to help you out of a jam and to remind him of that one time at Spring Break?

3. Best Breakfast Ever

The best breakfast I ever had was following my second night in Ft. Walton Beach during Spring Break 2004. We woke up, grabbed our flip flops, and headed over to the Waffle House for one of the most epic meals of my life. There is noting better than a good breakfast following a night out on the beach. Nothing!

2. Katherine Webb’s All Over the Place

As I have said previously, the beaches are going to be full of Katherine Webb’s. Instead of talking about how lucky one SOB is for having a girlfriend like Katherine Webb, go out and find yourself one. You can close your eyes, run about 15 feet to the left, and bump into at least 3 of those type of women. So don’t be a bitch, find you a babe to brag to your buds about.

1.Doing Whatever You Want, Whenever You Want

Exactly. Try spending a week at home with no responsibilities, no rules, and no pants. You can’t. Spring Break, regardless of where you go, is a week full of doing anything and everything your heart desires. It is the one time in your life you are allowed to be spontaneous. Do everything you possibly can in one week. That is how Spring Break becomes epic.