16. You Don’t Have to Clean Up
Outside of wearing a condom, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after yourself during Spring Break. I do not condone destroying hotel rooms but when someone applies to work in housekeeping in Cancun, they know what they are about to get themselves into. I once spent an entire Spring Break away from my room. I probably slept in my bed once and it stayed unmade. Wait until you leave before worrying about cleaning up. Actually, just wait until you get home.
15. Wet T-Shirt Contests
I don’t think I need to explain the reasoning behind wet t-shirt contests making my list. Have you ever been to one?
14. Children Don’t Exist
Obviously, children do exist, just not during Spring Break. If you head to Cancun, Panama Beach, Miami, or any other Spring Break destination, the one thing you won’t run into too often are children. I don’t hate kids, I just wish I didn’t have to worry about my behavior because someone brought one along.
13. Neither Does Giving A Crap
This tags along with the previous reason. Spring Break is about having fun and not having to deal with life. You will do more things for the first time during Spring Break because you don’t give a crap who is watching and honestly because you just don’t care. It is Spring Break. You shouldn’t have to answer for anything.
12. No Class
Not everyone is in college during Spring Break. For example, I have been done with college for quite some time but I still enjoy a Spring Break vacation every now and then. And why not? Those that are in school aren’t in school during Spring Break. Classes are closed for one week and it usually leads to a number of people celebrating like they just won the lottery. No class equals babes with lower standards. It’s a win-win.
11. Random Game of Water Volleyball Turns Epic
Volleyball on the beach is fun. But when you get a group of strangers, or new friends, together to have a game of v-ball in the pool, adventures ensue. You don’t even have to be any good at it, just make sure you can make a few blocks and hit the ball a couple times to have fun. It will attract a crowd and where there is a crowd, there is a way. And by way, I mean a smokeshow looking for a party.
10. Did I Already Mention All the Women?
There won’t just be one or two, there will be hundred’s of them. Beautiful women from all over the country looking to make mistakes. As they said on Superbad, “We can be that mistake.”
9. No Facebook, Twitter, Meebo, or Google
Go ahead and forget about your phone apps for a week, you won’t need them. Spring Break is great because most of the people attending Spring Break are staying within five feet of your hotel room. All you need to do is remember her room number. Forget about phone numbers, you don’t want to stay in touch when you get back home. Things never seem to work out when that happens.
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