Spring Break deserves a bow. It is the one and only vacation you will have the greatest time you will never remember. Also, it might be the only vacation you ever take that requires a precautionary trip to the urologist after.

It doesn’t matter if you are heading to Panama City Beach, Nassau, Cancun, or Punta Cana, Spring Break is Spring Break. All rules are out the window. The only thing you have to worry about is hanging on to your passport (if you are leaving the country) and making it back home before friends and family start asking about your whereabouts. It is the only time a year you can take off your shirt and no one would give a crap.

Unless you suck at life, you already have an idea that Spring Break is awesome. But just in case you needed a few more reasons, here are 25.

25. Chicks in Bikini’s

Because you were expecting something else? Boobs all day, baby!

24. No Need to Worry About Snow

With all the terrible weather hitting the country over these past few months, heading down to the beaches for Spring Break is one way to avoid the snow and cold. You can have a few drinks, pass out, and not have to worry about waking up to about 10 feet of snow outside your hotel room. Just a bad smelling dame you picked up at the bar is all you have to be worried about during Spring Break.

23. You Won’t Leave a Virgin

If you are one of the few unfortunate souls to have never experienced the love of a woman and you decide to head down to Cancun or Panama Beach for Spring Break, you won’t be leaving a virgin, guaranteed. Imagine walking down a street in your neighborhood looking for a woman willing to have sex with you. No luck, right? Now pretend you are on that same street and fill it with thousands of women in bikini’s and booze. Enough said. Trying is something losers do during Spring Break.

22. Adult Supervision NOT Required

Adults will be all over the beaches during Spring Break but not one of them will be acting like one. The only time you will be worrying about supervision is if the police nab you for being drunk in public and you have to head on down to the station for a minute. Outside of a run-in with the law, Spring Break is adult proof. Act like a kid again and do everything you possibly can without any worries.

21. Babes and Booze

Has there ever been a time in history when beautifully sexy women prancing around in bikini’s and drinking booze was a bad idea? I honestly cannot think of one time that this combination hasn’t worked out. Not to mention, the booze will be everywhere. You can’t fall forward without landing on a beer can.

20. Cheaper

If you have never been to the beach during Spring Break, you are missing out. Normally, you would imagine it would cost more but when you look at the prices, it is actually cheaper to rent a hotel room and split the cost with nine of your closest buddies.

19. Celebrity Run-Ins

You probably will not run into Kate Upton or Jessica Biel but your odds of bumping into Sky Blu or Selena Gomez greatly improves just by leaving your hotel room.  But your best odds will be the reality TV stars. Those are the ones to look for on Spring Break because they are the ones more willing to mingle with the general public. I once ran into Shavonda Billingslea from MTV’s Real World and bought her a shot. It is one of the few memories I can recall from Spring Break.

18. Strip Clubs Become Club Clubs

When I say strip clubs become actually clubs, what I mean is that you will not be able to tell the difference between a strip club and a club club. The women will be taking off their clothes everywhere imaginable so trying to differentiate between clubs and strip clubs will be pointless. Just make sure not to tip more than a dollar, for either scenarios. Anything more is just for ego.

17. Getting Drunk at the Airport

If you live outside of the standard road trip driving zone, you will be flying to a Spring Break destination. And what better way to start a party than by drinking it up before take-off? Who flies to a Spring Break destination without having at least one party shot? That is only the beginning of the party.

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