Gaining tenure as a college professor is a wonderful thing. You’re working—but you’re not really working. If you blow off your office hours, it’s okay. If you forget your lecture notes and instead play Stand and Deliver like a 7th-grade substitute teacher, well, you put in some effort.
But this unknown hero on Reddit took checked-out tenure to a whole new level, placing a poster of himself on his office door as a joke for never being available in his office. And it looks SO real. Does he teach photography? You cannot fake that attention to detail. Amazing.