College
by J. Camm on August 5, 2013

10. Lehigh University, Bethlehem, Pa.

9. Penn State University, University Park, Pa.

8. University of Wisconsin-Madison, Madison, Wis.

7. Ohio University, Athens, Ohio

6. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla.

5. Syracuse University, Syracuse, N.Y.

4. West Virginia University, Morgantown W. Va.

3. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, Urbana, Ill.

2. University of California, Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Calif.

1. University of Iowa, Iowa City, IA

Spoiler Alert: ASU or the University of Arizona didn't even crack the top 20. 

Head on over to the AP for the entire list as well as the Top 20 SOBER schools in our country, if sobriety is the kind of shit that wets your beak

And once you're done with that excrement, check out our list of the Top 50 Party Schools