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by Brandon Wenerd on April 3, 2014

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Wow, Notre Dame. It’s not in your Catholic nature to do things like this. One shameless Notre Dame 19-year-old gives zero fucks for partying, breaking into a day spa with a flower pot to raid its kitchen:

Once inside, the evidence of vandalism includes broken lamps, mirrors, furniture and other day spa equipment. It appears the suspect also began spraying a fire extinguisher throughout the building.

“He just went straight into the kitchen and he went through half a box of Hot Pockets,” she said. “Macaroni and cheese was warming up in an antique style oven and then passed out eating Drumsticks on a table where the police found him.”

The best part in the news clip below is when the owner of the day spa says the police asked him if he did any drug. His answer?

I hope so.

He’s very sorry I’m not sorry for partying about the whole thing, too:

McCurren was discovered around 10 a.m. Sunday morning and led out of the house in handcuffs.

South Bend Police tell NewsCenter 16 that McCurren was still intoxicated in the morning, blowing a .106 in a standard breath test.

“What really burned me the most was he wasn’t apologetic when he came down the stairs,” Frazier said. “You would think, even if you were that out of it when you come down, you’re coming down in cuffs… but he just had a smile on his face.”

What is wrong with you kids these days?

[H/T: Cooper]

Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.