If I'm a Bro at N.C. State I'm going to be in attendance at Dirty Bingo night, you can fucking count on that. At first pass it may seem like a stupid idea/event; I don't lust to own butt plugs or other sex toys, but think about the kinds of chicks that are going to be there: FAH-REEEEEAKS!!!!! Because you know if a chick is heading to this thing it's with sexual curiosity in tow. But naturally, Dirty Bingo has its adversaries, those not in favor of on-campus butt pluggery.

According to Campus Reform:

A public university’s Union Activities Board (UAB) paid $304.69 to purchase sex toys as prizes for a “Dirty Bingo” event, an administrator told Campus Reform on Thursday.

A photo uploaded to Facebook displays the sex toys the university has purchased as awards for winners of "Dirty Bingo." The items purchased as awards include butt plugs, an artificial vagina, vibrators, dildos, lubricant, edible underwear, a book on sex positions, and other items, Lauryn Collier, president of North Carolina State University’s (NCSU) UAB, told Campus Reform in a statement Thursday.

The “Dirty Bingo” event, slated to take place next Tuesday, aims to find “innovative” ways to discuss sexual health on the campus.

“The certified educators plan to use some of the items (those that are appropriate) to demonstrate healthy sex practices,” said Collier in the statement.

The event, which is being funded through mandatory student fees, has drawn criticism from students on campus.

Jason Cockrell, an NCSU student who is hosting a discussion to talk about the criticism directed towards the event, said his opposition stems from the use of student fees.

“I think that it’s patently obvious that this is not an appropriate use of student fees,” said Cockrell. “It doesn’t pertain to safer sex.”

I think Jason Cockrell needs to get his goddamn priorities in order, while also taking some time to learn that "healthy" and "safe" are not the same words. Idiot. Join the Dirty Bingo movement on Facebook.