If “The Man” is to be believed, entering the real world marks a transition from one’s peak partying years to a more sensible lifestyle of downloading Josh Groban albums and having more than one kind of mustard in the fridge. Fortunately, “The Man” has been wrong about a lot of things, including interracial marriage and the use of quotation marks to denote authority. The truth is: if you play your kegs right, you can keep partying long after the mortarboard hits the lawn.
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