Today is the first day of class for many schools around the country. Welcome back, Bros! Remember to A.) read BroBible regularly while wallowing away in psychology 101 lecture hall hell B.) tell your friends about the things you read on BroBible during lecture hall hell C.) enjoy what precious time you have left of your college experience. In this year's back-to-school convocation address for mtvU, Jon Stewart offers some wise words for both incoming froshies and seniors. Listen up:

[H/T: Vulture]