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‘I’m So Lansing’ is a Parody of ‘Fancy’ Catered to Michigan State Students

By / 07.30.14

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It is my duty to inform everyone of a Michigan State-themed Fancy parody. It is not a responsibility I take lightly. We’re talking about a once-in-a-generation song which will surely have its lyrics etched in the interior woodwork of Beaumont Tower.

I’m So Lansing is the work of Amber “Alabama” Cole and there are many lines of lyrics listed below.

First things first I’m a Sparty (Sparty)
Drop this at an MSU party (Go Green)
And I’m still in the Tinder Business
I can swipe you down like we’re having thumb war Olympics (Swipe Right)
You should want a Southern Bell like dis (huh?)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this (y’all)
Welcome Week, in the streets, MIP
E.L. something worth a half a ticket on my wrist (on my wrist)
Takin’ all the whiskey straight at the Hop Cat
Couch burnin’ like we bringing 99 back (what)
Bring the hoops in where Izzo at?
Bells Brew spillin’, you should taste that.

I’m so Lansing! You already know
Avoiding potholes, from Grand Ledge to Okemos.
I’m so Lansing, can you sell this gold?
I’ll see you out at a Fusion Show

I said Lansing I do this, now lets take a pop quiz
Head stands with Steve-O and honest the truth is
That I love the Spartans, on Facebook this started
Swagger on budget, lived in College Town Apartments
Better give my money on time, if they not money decline
And I swear I need money so much gotta bake the carmel pies
So they’ll get their money on time if they not money decline
I just can’t worry bout no haters, keep my business online
Now tell me who dat who dat that do that do that
Put that selfie over all I thought you knew that knew that
I be the B-A-M-A with my name in bold
I’ve been working I’m up in here on the radio

I’m so Lansing, you already know
Avoiding potholes, from Southside to Okemos
I’m So Lansing, can you sell this gold?
Remember my name Virg Bernero

Trash the Redroof
Selfies dancing on the mini bar
Top of the Town, Feels so good being number one
Yea keep on Twerking it up
Chandelier swinging we don’t give a what!
Radio Star, yea I’m deluxe
Classic expensive you don’t get to touch

Still squatin’ how you love that
Hilltop Yoga with my yoga mat
Wild girl hands off don’t touch that
Taps 25 sampeling a Labatt.
It’s just the way you like it huh?
Making out back of Celebration Cinema.
Never turn down nothing,
Slaying these bros, gold trigger on the mic like.

I’m so Lansing, you already know
Avoiding potholes, from Grand Ledge to Okemos
I’m so Lansing, can you sell this gold?
I’ll see you out at a Fusion Show.

Who dat who dat – I-Z-Z-O
That do that do that – I-I-Z-Z-O
Who dat who dat – I-Z-Z-O
(Izzo)

Who dat who dat – I-Z-Z-O
That do that do that – I-I-Z-Z-O
Who dat who dat – I-Z-Z-O
(Tom Izzo)

OK, I will admit enjoying the Virg Bernero shout out. Brought back many memories of MY FRIENDS stealing campaign signs and putting them all in poor sucker’s lawn. MY FRIENDS did some pretty shady stuff in their day.

Whatever you may think of the general catchiness of this diddy, I think we call agree there are far too many words for a drunk person to remember. Drunken anthems need to have lyrics brief enough to fit into a single tweet.

You think Millennials have time for a third verse in a song? Get real.

[H/T: MLive]


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