Welcome back to How We Party, the column where your debaucherous extracurricular education gets a GPA. This week, we head down to Austin to hook up with the hot and debaucherous Longhorns of UT.
Our city has the #1 condom sales in the nation and there's no other party school except ours within 300 miles ;)
During Roundup, North Campus, all throughout West Campus (a student living and Greek Life area all walking distance)
Questionable right off the bat. Luckily we have our own war stories. Throwing down is second nature. And anyone kicking out the likes of Johnny Football can't be throwing a bad party. 9/10
SIXTH STREET about 2 miles of cover-free bars back to back with tons of drink specials and hot people. Rainey Street is a district of homes turned into bars.
Sixth Street is oftentimes considered the holy grail (magna carta not included) of Southern partying. A drunken wonderland through and through, partly because the UT vibe is so fierce. Always magical. 9/10
Roundup is a 3-day weekend full of partying and everyone wearing neon and drinking non-stop with free rap concerts at each frat house.
Not a man for words. A true fratter shuts up and gets to drinking. 8/10.
SMOKING hot. So many friendly, sexy, southern belles. And with such a warm climate, girls look amazing year round.
There's a reason why Tyra Collette of Friday Night Lights chose UT. For the academics. But with Tyra's whirling around, you can't go wrong. 9/10
Sports Related Raging
7 of our 9 sports teams made it to playoffs this year, we were Quidditch world champions, we won the BCS in 2006, appeared in 2009, and still have the richest football team with 95,000+ attendees per game.
Dare we say being Quidditch World Champions is more impressive than having an entire teleivsion network devoted to your sports teams? All around, arguably tops in the country. 10/10
Roundup - the Greek party weekend, Football Saturdays, Last day of classes (undie run, parties everywhere), TX-OU weekend Rivalry
Not terrible. 8/10
E-bus: the free bus taking students from living areas to downtown. Craziest. Bus ride. Ever.
There is no doubt UT is one of the schools premier party schools, and we're sure this submitter walks the walk big time. But sometimes, you've gotta talk the talk. 4/10
OVERALL HOW WE PARTY SCORE: UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS - 8.1
Overall How We Party Standings, Week 13:
4. University of Texas-Austin: 8.1
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